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My personal favorites:

I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do to help.

Information Security, Johns Hopkins University

“It appears, based on experimental evidence, that vowel perception is pretty much magic.”

Linguistics, University of Colorado

So, colonialism.

History, Wesleyan University

Moby Dick is the hero of ‘Moby Dick.’

English, Northwestern

I spy a penis: Botticelli’s sexual expression after being friendzoned by Simonetta Vespucci

Art History, Wells College

 

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